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my future bf better be 100% ok w me calling him cutie

its-canada-here:

if you hurt ashton irwin to the point where he begins to cry i hope you know that you, your family, and all your cows are cursed for eternity

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

my favorite mythical creature is a tumblr user who isn’t oppressed

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  1. Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  2. Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  3. Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  4. Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  5. Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  6. Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  7. Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  8. Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  9. Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  10. Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  11. Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  12. Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
desporter:

Archies Final Project (2009)

“I have no memories. No wins or loses or big tragedies. I’m just kind of here. There’s just so much of everything so nothing has any meaning. So what’s the point.? We work our whole lives just to die. Death drives tyrants to torture, lovers to cliff’s edge, masterpiece to trash… Death paints the final brushstroke.”

desporter:

Archies Final Project (2009)

“I have no memories. No wins or loses or big tragedies. I’m just kind of here. There’s just so much of everything so nothing has any meaning. So what’s the point.? We work our whole lives just to die. Death drives tyrants to torture, lovers to cliff’s edge, masterpiece to trash… Death paints the final brushstroke.”

belljars:

Endless List of Favorite Films

|Archie’s Final Project

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